Liverpool are set to make a SENSATIONAL SWOOP for Tory boss David Cameron, Happy Claptrap can reveal in a world exclusive. And should the Lib-Lab “Coalition of the Losers” go ahead, it is understood a disillusioned Dave would accept the offer, said to be in the region of £5 million a season.
"If true, this is a role that could potentially reinvigorate Mr. Cameron,” one unnamed source disclosed.
“The challenge of leading Liverpool FC would in fact have much in common with the challenge of leading Britain as a whole. Mountainous debt, an immigration policy in tatters and a club on the edge, but not in the heart, of Europe – this would tick all the right boxes.”
And the reaction of supporters in a staunch Labour stronghold is unlikely to prove a stumbling block to any deal.
“Just because the majority of an electorate votes in a certain way doesn’t necessarily mean that’s the party they are going to get. Yes, Liverpool is a safe Labour seat. But if a Tory were to take his place of the front bench at Anfield, it would only reflect the undercurrent of change currently transforming British politics.”
If appointed it is believed he will bring his own backroom staff, with William Hague as his number two.
Happy Claptrap was the first to ask this morning if Mr. Cameron is using ongoing talks with Liberal leader Nick Clegg as a smokescreen for secret discussions about his future in football, but he refused to comment.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
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