Icelanders are living in fear over UK reprisals against Reykjavik’s rogue banks who recently attempted the biggest heist in history against British taxpayers, institutions – and EVEN CHARITIES.
And as the Labour government - still smarting from defeat in the cod wars of the 1970s - continues to demand compensation, it could be PAYBACK TIME in the war of words, Happy Claptrap can reveal.
A backlash of escalating resentment has swept across the isolated outpost - culminating in a petition signed by 40,000 shivering locals. And signatories have also uploaded wry photographs of themselves holding up hand-written signs stating: "Mr. Brown, we are not terrorists."
But spy chiefs are said to be studying the pictures for clues which could prove a CHILLING INSIGHT into Iceland’s real intentions.
An unnamed source explained to Happy Claptrap: “Terrorists thrive in a world of secrecy. Individuals intent on the destruction of innocent UK citizens are not going to hold up a sign displaying their true motives. So we cannot dismiss the possibility that this so-called petition may be a bluff as shameless in its audacity as the recent theft of UK funds. Their action has served to strengthen the suspicions of some in Whitehall who shall remain nameless. And faceless.”
Iceland is best known for strange songstress Bjork and getting mixed up with Greenland.
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