Happy Claptrap can today reveal that bendy-buses with the slogan "There's probably no God" could soon be running on the streets of London. The atheist posters are the idea of the British Humanist Association (BHA), supported by prominent god-fearing Professor Richard Dawkins - who nevertheless believes in BLACK HOLES, new dimensions and TIME TRAVEL!
“It’s bad enough they got rid of the bloody conductors. Now there’s no god as well. And to think they want to encourage people to take public transport”, complained one disgruntled passenger bitterly and at length. “I’ve been waiting here for nearly twenty minutes”, she added.
London mayor Boris Johnson was unavailable for comment, but an unnamed source in City Hall revealed, “The mayor has pledged to improve personal safety on London’s buses. More police will be made available to crack down on anti-social elements, but as yet we have no plans to eject supreme beings of any description.
Bendy buses are known to set on fire for no reason and crush unsuspecting cyclists.
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