Party leaders have begun to stake their criminal credentials in the clamour to steal the prison vote, Happy Claptrap can exclusively reveal. And in the wake of the European Court’s no-no to the prison vote veto, Westminster’s criminal fraternity is finding itself back in fashion.
Labour liability Mike Watson, who was jailed for 16 months and stripped of his party membership for ARSON last month, was yesterday reinstated by Tony Blair. And deputy PM John Prescott has been urged to “HIT MORE HECKLERS” by his boss.
The Tory party, meanwhile, are expected to nominate a Jeffrey Archer/Jonathan Aitkin dream ticket of disgrace for the upcoming leadership election. Both have served time for perjury and perverting the course of justice and have built extensive networks of support within the prison system.
And clean-living Charles Kennedy is expected to announce a SENSATIONAL policy U-turn by declaring his party’s “unequivocal support” for the invasion of Iraq.
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