Front runner David Davis has made his pitch for the Tory leadership by issuing a defiant battle cry to surprise package David Cameron. Claiming the Tories CAN win the next election under his control, Mr. Davis went on to challenge Mr. Cameron to “come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough.”
Mr. Davis had widely been expected to launch an attack on prime minister Tony Blair and his neighbour, Gordon Brown. But seeing young Turk Cameron enter the fray with a hugely popular speech, Davies shifted his attack to undermine his rival as a serious contender.
And after accusing Cameron of believing “the whole world is in love with him,” Davis continued, ‘Well I have three little words to say to you, Master David Cameron. Outside. Carpark. Now.”
As Mr. Davis was dragged from the auditorium, a fierce debate had already got underway with stunned delegates pointing out that car park is actually two separate words.
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