SVEN GORAN ERIKSSON was last night seen leaving Tory HQ, fuelling speculation that he is set to SENSATIONALLY quit England to become the next leader of the opposition.
Mr. Eriksson, who enjoyed several affairs whilst leading the national side to Euro 2004, is being increasingly seen as the man to put the Tories back in touch with the British public.
“Sven is a charming, intelligent and attractive man. He be ideally positioned win over the swinging female vote which accounts for up to 50% of the electorate”, one unnamed source told Happy Claptrap.
“Add on any football supporters who are not in prison on polling day and it’s clear that he would give the Conservative Party a clear majority in the next election,” he added.
Tory top brass are known to be keen admirers of the sordid Swede ever since England’s 5-1 thumping of the Germans – ON THEIR OWN SOIL.
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