British police will investigate reports that a contestant on controversial reality TV show Lost took illegal drugs, an unnamed source exclusively revealed to Happy Claptrap.
And as Channel 4 bosses came under heavy fire, the UK's top police chief SENSATIONALLY backed the decision to investigate the claims, citing the possible impact of such behaviour on "impressionable young people".
Footage beamed into front rooms all over the UK showed a DRUG CRAZED Charlie participating in DEBAUCHED drugs and drink sessions, THREATENING people for his stash and RIFLING through luggage in a desperate bid to fund his habit.
The show, which involves contestants being marooned on a luxury desert island, has already suffered a barrage of criticism from animal rights activists after the cold-blooded GUNNING DOWN of a polar bear. The RSPCA is also said to be deeply concerned for the welfare of Vincent, a golden retriever allowed to wander off into a jungle inhabited by invisible dinosaurs.
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