Arnold Schwarzenneger is in line to become the first Austrian since ADOLF HITLER to lead a Superpower, Happy Claptrap can reveal.
Current legislation prevents Mr. Schwarzenegger, the governor of California, Los Angeles, from EVER becoming president as he ‘was born thousands of miles away, the chump.’ But senior Republican officials see him as George Bush’s natural successor and plans are already being set in motion to change the law in time for the Oscar Awards 2006.
“Arnie is a big vote winner and the people love him,” one unnamed Hollywood mogul told Happy Claptrap whilst puffing furiously of a large cigar. “Imagine ‘Termintor 4: The War on Terror.’ What a film!”
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