Classified new plans to protect secrets were not revealed by an unnamed government source to Happy Claptrap today. The proposals, which would have been formulated at a private meeting between unnamed members of the cabinet and security services, might have been the result of a study into mainland security by Home Secretary Charles Clarke.
Cuddly Mr. Clarke REFUSED to answer questions on the alleged plans, FUELLING SPECULATION that Britain is on the verge of replacing North Korea as the most secret nation on earth.
Paranoid president Kim Il Jong has led his nation to what many consider an unassailable lead at the top of the top secret tree. Mr.Clarke is, however, known to have set his sights on overtaking his obscurity-obsessed opponents in what would be an AMAZING turnaround for a country once known throughout the world as enjoying nothing more than “a nice chat over a good cup of tea.”
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